Pete-B Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Did you know more beavers are killed by falling trees than by any other means (well I never). What interesting but totally useless fact can you drag up from the depths? 😬 Peter Edited by - Pete-B on 1 May 2009 20:05:33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englishmaninwales Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 well a badger tried to kill my nose cone 2 weeks ago but lost ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonboylaw Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I will Ig-gnaw this thread! J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billyboy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Edited by - Billyboy on 1 May 2009 20:49:38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalongbloke Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Apparentley the eye of an ostritch is larger than its brain... discuss Check out Hal... http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/dalongbloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Will have to tell the wife not to lie under any trees 😳 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBL Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 If a man speaks in a forest, but his wife is not around to hear it, is he still wrong? Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stationary M25 Traveller Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yes - they are omnipresent !!! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative gileshudson Posted May 2, 2009 Area Representative Share Posted May 2, 2009 The barnacle has the longest penis compared to its body length . . . up to 8 times longer. I'd be packing 48ft of kit if that were the case for humans 😬 That'd give you a blood rush to the head if excited 😬 Giles Beryl the Yellow Peril (HPC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frying Pan Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 If you find yourself on a desert island with only celery to eat, don't eat it. It takes more calories to digest than it contains. -----See some pictures of the build here. 16000 miles completed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Ryan Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Taken from t'web..... Myth: Celery is negative calories. Truth: It is true that celery has almost no calories. A medium stalk contains all of 6 calories. It’s also pretty good for you in that a large stalk has about a gram of fiber and is high in calcium and trace minerals. Interestingly, celery is also fairly high in sodium for a vegetable at 50 mg for a large stalk. The theory that many people put forward is that your body uses more than 6 calories chewing and digesting the celery. There are actually books written about this but, unfortunately, there’s no research to support the claim. The body uses between 10 and 15% of the calories you consume for the total process of digestion. In someone consuming 1,500 calories per day that’s 225 calories in 24 hours. It takes the same 225 calories for digestion whether you eat 1,500 calories per day in celery or in bread. The difference is that you would have to eat 250 stalks of celery per day to eat 1,500 calories as opposed to about 15 slices of bread. Here’s how celery can help people lose weight. It tastes good, it takes time to chew, it’s filling and it’s low in calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell M Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 A standard 47mm sewing needle (with thread attached) will pass through the entire gut of a two year old female cat, exiting its 🙆🏻 in approx. 8 hours causing no damage whatsoever We had a sleepless night though ☹️ & daughter will be more careful in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat the Plumber Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 mens nipples are 9inches apart. if their not then your over weight has anybody got a tape to prove me wrong 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyrill Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickrick Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I just measured my nipples, and they are indeed 9 inches apart! 😳 😬 I'm impressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickS Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Me too. how wierd RWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Perry Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 mens nipples are 9inches apart. if their not then your over weight As should a womans be 😳 (runs for cover). One of the traditional vital statistic measurements of prospective female models was that they should be 9 inches apart. There postion in relation to a certain spot at the base of the neck was used (can't remember where exactly), but it was known as the nine inch triangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickrick Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'll be checking the wife when she comes home from work tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oilyhands Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Mmm.. interesting and little know fact.. Cats love the taste of earwax... I discovered this quite by accident around 15 years ago. Try it and see. A friend who is an analytical chemist tried it on his cats and is now determined to isolate whatever fraction is attractive to them and use it as an alternative to catnip. Oily (and waxy) Edited by - oilyhands on 3 May 2009 11:06:45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 I have this image of all BC'ers standing there topless with a tapes measure, measuring their nipples. Someone wake me up! Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKB Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 *arrowup*Thats a good way to spend a Sunday morning.............as they say "you need to get out more" 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unclefester Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 A Chinese lady friend recently gave me an 'ear spoon', a device for removing earwax. I'm going to test Dave's theory. 'Ere kitty, kitty, kittyyyyy.... Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds..ooooh hooo hooo!!... 😬 😬Abbey Road Time-Machine *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-B Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 A sows orgasm lasts for 30 minutes! *eek* Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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