A first here on BC - who wants a Llama ?

[The Village Idiot]

Normally these trade hands from £500 upwards, I have a well bred llama, just in her prime ready for breeding, very very competitive price - just £100.

 

She is a lovely animal, rarely spits or kicks (never if you don't try and handle her), good coat and eyelashes.

 

So if you are looking for alot of grass to be eaten or an interesting pet please post here.

 

Many thanks,

 

Dicks

[Racingshoe]

the wife's car has just gone kapput. Could she ride it into work? Save a load of cash in road tax and petrol, plus i'd have a neat lawn.

 

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[Llentil]

Can I go and guard some sheep?

(not sure about the diet of grass - any choccie biscuits about?)

 

 

 

Much more of this and I might run away.

 

 

[The Village Idiot]

Being an honest seller, Racingshoe I have to say that the cost in chocolate biccies and emotional turmoil might be higher than fuel and road tax - you have been warned 😳 😬

 

Llentil why run away when I am on a dead cert to sell you - who could refuse a llama who can flutter their eyelashes like you can

 

Your long suffering owner

 

Dicks

[Domus]

I like Llamas...................but I couldn't eat a full one 😬

 

Coat already on

[The Village Idiot]

Please take that coat off, pull up a chair .....

 

I am sure in the long run to have that llama butchered would cost me less in the long run UNLESS it starts to behave itself again 😬

 

Maybe even you might like to buy it if I offer you halves on the abbatoir costs and we share the llama burgers between us

 

Dicks

[tbird]

I have a vegetarian friend, who tells me Llentil burgers are good, put me down for a couple of dozen

 

Edited by - tbird on 10 Apr 2010 01:19:36

[Foxy Smith]

Richard, where are you located??

[Doug phillips]

Richard, where are you located??

Just down the road, second Llama on the right

 

Su77on Se7ener

 

[Cannonball Bob]

I thought this was an ad for a Russian 4x4 at first.

 

^{Get that bowser out of here! We'll go with what we've got!}

[Wile7]

And I thought it was about a panther car similarly named 😬

 

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[ROC]

My next door neighbour keeps llama. He will want to know where he has to collect from I guess. Anyway I will let him know.

 

Cheers Rupe

Click here p21 to see pics of my 7 on a Sri Lankan beach

[The Village Idiot]

Rupe,

 

Very sorry, this is a very long running shed joke and Llentil only exists in the thoughts of the shed inhabitants - she is not real - and so can not actually be sold.

 

Once again sorry for any misunderstanding .

 

Dicks

 

(That bloody llama has got me in to trouble again 😔)

[ROC]

no issue. There is no icon for egg on face.

 

Cheers Rupe

Click here p21 to see pics of my 7 on a Sri Lankan beach

[Chris__]

Arse. I have just emailed this thread to my llama loving friend :(

[SiCrad]

How long a sentence is it for Llama loving these days?

 

Sorry, another coat fetched

[CageyH]

Has anybody seen Ash Bailey recently? He might know...

 

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

[Tim Sture]

"Llama loving these days" is only four words. So hardly a long sentence. Ah, no verb either, so not a sentence at all.

 

Ahem. I'll get my coat...

[CageyH]

Is "Loving" not a verb?

 

Only dead fish go with the flow....!

[tbird]

probably an adjective

[Krismuss]

Dicks,

 

Watching the taxidermy item on The One Show the other night, I wondered if your llama would be suitable for stuffing & mounting?

 

Chris

 

Orange and Loud

 

 

[Llentil]

Well Krismus - 🙆🏻

I am not allowed under the CofC to use the language you deserve - but I do want a sticky out toungue smiley without the cheeky grin.

 

You can mount yourself. 😔

 

 

[Racing Snake]

Chris - think you might find its already been mounted

 

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[The Village Idiot]

 

Carl,

 

I'll have you know she's not been sent to stud yet, so the only mounting that has gone on is if somebody crept into the barn in the middle of the night.

 

Now as Bailey is miles and miles away I can only asume it would be someone closer to home - say in the west herts area

 

Carl I charge you with llama worrying how do you plead 🤔

 

Dicks

[Golf Juliet Tango]

Very badly, he's a miserable pleader!

mode>

 

*tongue*

 

_{Democratic dissent is not disloyalty, it is a positive civic duty.}