strongy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 a plastic engine. "**** my blocks melted dats der turd one dis week" said the driver in a perfect Irish accent. He took one look at the cider-swilling , half strangled Delbert and......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 are you scotticshhhhhhh boy chance der lad 🤔.....it was a scotticchhhsss fecker dat sold me dis van ..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Fighting for breath Delbert whispered- "No that'll be.... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 The kilt wearing Caterham driver with the snot coloured 7. If you wait here a while he will.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 come around that corner, vomit on his shoes and.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 try and cajole you into coming to his Area meeting (Thats the one , in the phonebox just outside the pub in Dundee) Nobody has ever attended the meeting in the pub as the first one in has to buy the drinks, which is frigtening enuff but the fifth person to come has to........ Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 drive the doomed canoe back ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 wards into a wall....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 s sausage factory. This action is part of the AO code where all Dave Jackson processed meat product competitors are driven out of business. In return for this favor the local AO recieves a parcel from Dave containing...... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Plato Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 10lb of black pudding and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 the entire contents of his Ford 6-CD multi player.... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 and the soggy ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 crust of a pukka snake and pigmey poi. This will of course raise Mrs Miggins from the dead where she will holler from the roof tops that... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 her inflatable hoofless camel pois are the best in the world; and what's more......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 they give good head Ash was off like a shot to find Mrs Miggins. Meanwhile, back at the sausage factory Mr Jackson had...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 managed to free his CD auto changer, which to his surprise was held in by foreign object debris. He removed this FOD, and took a closer look. He could not believe his eyes! It was a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 an inflateable hedgehog But that was not all, there was also Ash Bailey stuck to the back of it. "These Ford CD units are very accomodating just like these hedgehogs" muttered Ash gingerly. Mr Jackson was stunned - all he could manage to say was "not in front of me!!" before he left the Ford dealership in disgust. Back at the shed.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 outside of the Cinderford Sheep, Cross-Dressing and Ammusing Novelty Items Museum...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 there stood a gorgeous..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Barrel of Old Scrotum from the Cinderford Organic........ Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 er, sorry that should have been Cinderford orgasmic .......... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Meanwhile the ghost of Norman meets the Ghost of Paul and they start a ghostly conversation about......... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 the recent hauntings of the cinderford orgasmic brewery. They said it had turned the bowel basher off, and they were most concerned, So they hatched a plot to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 start a bulk buy of bowel basher and........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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