Ash.Bailey Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 of the event organiser ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 of the local bring and baaaaa festival, where like minded sheep sharing individuals gather for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 ... the annual decking and duck party ... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Where there are lashings of ginger beer to be consumed by the .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ducks, whilst Stinky Dave stuck to his fav cabbage water ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 *arrowup* O/T 😳 You CAN say Iron Hoof! Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Back on topic... That he had left over from his purchase of the 6 pack that he had bought earlier. While drinking this he realised..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 *arrowup* 😬 😬 😬 that the constant smell from the abbatoir had started to have an effect on Ash's mind, he decided to try and counter the smell by....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 sniffing ginger beer, (which apparently is a marmite miners drink). Although pleasant to start with, it gave him a tingling sensation in his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 lunch break, which went all too quickly as he dropped his spam sandwiches in .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 his cup of cabbage water. At first he was upset, as he thought he had ruined a perfectly good drink. After biting into his spam sandwich he realised that it wasn't too bad after all because.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 GINGER BEER flavoured spam is actually rather nice. This act was proving a tad difficult to follow really, as Ash was not only trying to shag a sheep, drink the GINGER BEER, eat the spam sandwich, stabilise the 2ft 4" high viewing ladder and count the Camel Feet and Goat hooves, but he was also trying to work out why he had left the sane surroundings of the poker game in shed no.2. As the sheep rocked back and forth gleefully on his manhood, Ash suddenly had an idea...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 He decided to take the sheep to shed number two, so he really could enjoy the game of poker, and play with Wile at the same time. So off he set..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 unfortunately WILE7 had thrown the key to the shed door away to prevent Ash from getting out of poker school, this action also stopped Ash from him and his sheep getting into the shed. So there he stood, one man and his sheep in a blank, desolate, shedly no mans land.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 ...more commonly known as "Chit Chat". This desert area has been the downfall of many especially those that have an interest in Decking and other manley pursuits..... However he did have one anally retentive post he could make so he searched in vane for a thread on Pedantry, Clarkson and Tax advice. Being a car forum he had so many options he confused his brain to the extent that it boiled and he accidently posted some glourious wibble on a thread regarding tax advice and how to avoid paying road tax on the latest £100k company car with its own swimming pool. This led one of the leading lights to seek legal advice and then discuss his options with 52 Bar room solicitors. The basis of thier advice was that even though hunting is intollerable the Shedders were considerably worse and should be consequently....... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 banned. Quick, quick we're under attack point Stinky Dave at the shed door, take aim........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 And strike the match.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 here say farewell to the shed door, and it had only had a fresh coat of creosote last week *mad* Someone pour water over those smoldering Beanos, wake Davis up, his slippers have caught..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 ....in his bum fluff agian, so he is rolling around the floor with his feet 'velcroed' to his face like a scene from Alien - about as much use as a chocolate cock in a fire eating pussy competition. So, business as usual for Mr Davis then..... Meanwhile, back at the pile of smoldering beanos...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬 Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 The last remaining bottle of cabage water was found, unscathed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 up WILE7's 🙆🏻. How it got there was....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 31 Jul 2006 07:18:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 not a complete mystery; he'd been seen rubbing KY jelly around the neck of the bottle so one has to assume that he put it there himself. A knobbly-necked Ribena bottle may have given him more pleasure, but... K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 as the door to the shed was locked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Wile assumed that Stinky Dave was in there playing "Hide the Sausage" with one of Fletch's sailor friends. This left Wile in a jealous rage; he stamped his feet and shouted....... 🤔 K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Oi There is only one crafty butcher round here and you need clamshells to take your meat in round the back door young man ❗ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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