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GINGER BEER flavoured spam is actually rather nice. This act was proving a tad difficult to follow really, as Ash was not only trying to shag a sheep, drink the GINGER BEER, eat the spam sandwich, stabilise the 2ft 4" high viewing ladder and count the Camel Feet and Goat hooves, but he was also trying to work out why he had left the sane surroundings of the poker game in shed no.2. As the sheep rocked back and forth gleefully on his manhood, Ash suddenly had an idea......

 

Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams

ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬

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unfortunately WILE7 had thrown the key to the shed door away to prevent Ash from getting out of poker school, this action also stopped Ash from him and his sheep getting into the shed.

 

So there he stood, one man and his sheep in a blank, desolate, shedly no mans land..........

 

Dry-sumped White Supersprint *smile*

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...more commonly known as "Chit Chat". This desert area has been the downfall of many especially those that have an interest in Decking and other manley pursuits.....

 

However he did have one anally retentive post he could make so he searched in vane for a thread on Pedantry, Clarkson and Tax advice.

 

Being a car forum he had so many options he confused his brain to the extent that it boiled and he accidently posted some glourious wibble on a thread regarding tax advice and how to avoid paying road tax on the latest £100k company car with its own swimming pool. This led one of the leading lights to seek legal advice and then discuss his options with 52 Bar room solicitors. The basis of thier advice was that even though hunting is intollerable the Shedders were considerably worse and should be consequently.......

 

Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE

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....in his bum fluff agian, so he is rolling around the floor with his feet 'velcroed' to his face like a scene from Alien - about as much use as a chocolate cock in a fire eating pussy competition.

 

So, business as usual for Mr Davis then.....

 

Meanwhile, back at the pile of smoldering beanos......

 

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ars est celare artem - That's why I have the Clams 😬

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not a complete mystery; he'd been seen rubbing KY jelly around the neck of the bottle so one has to assume that he put it there himself. *eek*

 

A knobbly-necked Ribena bottle may have given him more pleasure, but...

 

 

 

K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! *cool*)

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Wile assumed that Stinky Dave was in there playing "Hide the Sausage" with one of Fletch's sailor friends. *tongue* This left Wile in a jealous rage; he stamped his feet and shouted....... 🤔

 

K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! *cool*)

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