Wile7 Posted August 6, 2006 Author Share Posted August 6, 2006 She could bang a thin sheet of MDF against herself several times and make her own peg board 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I don't know what to say really, most unlike me.... 😳 🤔 Strongy - where did you get the piccy, and what were you searching for on the web at the time? We need to know you dirty boy! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 You could get a whole bag of peanuts in those 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Stinky looked around from behind the toilet door ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 hoping no-one had seen him spreading superglue on the loo seat. The coast was clear Stinky walked out of the loo just as Strongy ran towards the little room, clutching his 🙆🏻 and moaning about food poisoning from Wonky's barbeque... He ran in, dropped his trousers....... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 he decdied he only needed a good fart and a #1 instead. Poor strongy has a lot to deal with in life what with white clams and luverly big norks but getting his willy stuck to the toilety seat was a new one even for him. "help, me willies stuck , help" could be heard from the toilet . "Hmmmmm" said Wile ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Stinky Dave has informed us South Wales boyos that Strongy's old man would never have troubled a loo seat that far away .... 😬> Or was it a very, very tall, waist-height loo seat??? Or did he kneel to use the facility.... 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 7, 2006 Author Share Posted August 7, 2006 or was it a urinal at waist height...... 🤔 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Never mind about the specifics, because Strongy (being the amazing, resourceful chap that he was0 always carried some super glue solvent with him. Stinky Dave was well know for trying to catch victims in this gruesome toilet seat trap. Strongy was free and decent again in no time at all. Now he was faced with a new problem- where to find some Nurofen to help get rid of a thumping headache caused by drinking Adnam's Broadside at an all day barbecue yesterday ☹️ ☹️ ☹️ Is there a medicine cabinet in this shed 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 BANGS DRUM 😬 THROWS DUSTBIN LID ONTO GROUND 😬 PLAYS BAGPIPE BADLY 😬 KICKS CAT 😬 SINGS "BRONSKI BEAT" NUMBER INTO STRONGY'S EAR Yes, I was SHOUTING. Anyone got some Ketamine - put the old bastrad down?! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 here have some of these little white pills - they will sort you right out son hehehehhheee...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 KEEP ON SHOUTING BAILEY and you can shove yer laxatives Wonky - Hair of the dog - Works every time 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 [little did Mr Strongy know as he wasnt keeping a breast of things. Wonkys white wonders were certainly not laxatives ] I can get blue ones ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I thought that we had done the breast of things on page 8 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Meanwhile, down on the farm Stinking Dave and Wonky Custard were polishing their new mallard. It had arrived that moring by post from ...... 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Marvellous Martha's Mazing Mallard Musuem - for all your Mallrd needs. This was a self assembly mallard, and Wonky was having trouble with the instructions......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 on how to open the cabbage water ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 ....that was in the fridge...... PS. Mallard assembly here Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Stinky showed Wonky how to open the bottle by gripping the screw top between his buttock and twisting....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 his nose ..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 but no matter how hard he tried the bottle top stayed put. Wonky didn't complain; he was enjoying the sensation somewhat and......... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Stinky Dave had volunteered to give him a hand. On hearing this Bailey and Strongy decided to tell Wile that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 they loved him. that was such a sweet thing to say but Wile still twatted the pair of them around the chops with a wet kipper. Meanwhile...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 In a Dublin Bus Shelter Delbert was forced to share his Cider with....... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 8, 2006 Author Share Posted August 8, 2006 ....with a tall black Cadillac driving dude who wore a black suit and white Trilby - looked like a pint of Guiness. "Why are you in the bus shelter" asked Delbert slurping on his bottle Of Taunton Cider. "My new Caddy just broke down" replied the tall gent, pointing to a brand new Cadillac BLS parked just down the road with steam billowing out. "Oh" replied Delbert. "Fancy a swig of my Guiness, no - sorry, I meant cider?" "You taking the micky boy....." said the tall chap as he stood up and grabbed Delbert by the throat. Just as he was about to slap the life out of Delbert a Bedford Van pulled up with...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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