strongy Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 baps here Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ...which seemed to be slightly burnt and liberally sprinkled with flour... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 YUMMY said Wiley ... Just how i like them, and proceeded to .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Take a look, and then, take a prod with his ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 last remaining stick of rock which was given to him by the now absent (for 2 weeks - yippeeeeee ) Bailey of the foffforest gave him. The rock had those fancy words written through the middle which read ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 SBEANY ROCK Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Anyway game for a laugh Sarah gave the lamps a good rub and out popped two plasicine genies, surounded by a sqadron of flying inflattable hedgehogs perched atop of 260mm rubber safety stepladders ready for take off, a fine collection of hoofless camels and the largest Cadburys selection box you have ever seen. The Genie said "I will give each of you one wish, think carefully, Wonky you can go first"............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 23 Aug 2006 10:40:11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 *tongue*Ohhhhh said wonky, thrilled at the prospect of having any wish granted in the presence of Ms Beeny .......I wish ......... I wish that Sarah Beeny was sat atop a big vat of custard dressed in nowt but a white lace G string, brown Doc Martin boots with pink laces and wearing a fancy dress sheeps outfit on her head with 2 cut outs for her ginormouse breastlicles on the end of which were dangling 2 portions of Asda meal for two chicken vindaloo dinner and a chineasey easycook meal for one chop suey with an extra portion of chicken cow mein (with prawn crackers) . (can Alex Wong certify remotly ????) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Woooooff Wonky's wish was granted (the genie was especially proud of creating the world's first chicken cow mein) Next up was Delbert for his wish............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 [wonky drools , slober slober ......... Hmmmmmm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Wonky, you're supposed to slurp not slobber. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 😬 Chomp Chomp Chomp Chomp Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Thats OK, don't mind chomping, but where's the argument. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 ... Delbert put down the large cardboard box he was carrying, a quizical look came over him, he tried to peel it off but it was stuck fast. Shrugging he picked up the box and carried it into his new shed........... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 which had been provided and funded by the benefits agency on account of his bad back. He got a bad back due to the weight of his enormous ears and nose; in school his nickname was...................... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 ....a well kept secret after many years of therapy...... Anyway Delberts wish came true and Ms Beeneys Bresticles were greatly reduced in size. Delbert felt sorry for Ms Beenies back and wondered if the Bresticles became Chesticles then her gratitude would be un bounded and....... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 ...then screamed in horror as he noticed his own breasticles increasing in size to absorb the material removed from Ms Beeney. As they rocketed past a D cup and into Jordan territory he... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 thought Hmmmmm ...... wifes out ....... lets pop upstairs and find the aftersun cream 😬 but just as Delbert was reaching the top of the stairs in walks........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 wonky with a bowl of custard "lets get this rubbed in those tits of yours Mr Delbert", to which Delbert says ............... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Oh Wonky, I didn't know that you cared, whats that in your pocket 🤔......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 "My dick, it's a custard dick, like a spotted dick but softer"... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 Which looseley translated means the Wonky one has a flaccid fallus...... This is to be expected given his ability to moisten his flange at a moments notice Meanwhile Delbert was rising above the occasion and.............. Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 ......... standing outside Aldgate Station selling his BIG ISSUE along with...... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 .... Hairy Jock with whom he had shared a bus shelter for 11 weeks. It had been the best of times , it had been the worst of times It was an emotional day, it was thier last together.... Jock had wisened Delbert up to the ways of the street.... Delbert had bought the Special Brew and Magners. Ther bond was now over. Delbert returning to his home on an executive development and immediatley returning to his snobbish ways. Jock had decided to move to Hemel Hempsted as there was a better quality of bus shelters and he had heard through the "Tramponet" that there was a cider offiseanardooh called Davis who might learn him the ways of Cider appreciation. So the two parted as friends never to speak of the Penny Rope incident again.... However Delbert, with his reknowned litterhairy skills had other plans . He was to......... This space is temporarily under construction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 publish his secret diary, (containing strong language and scenes of a sexual nature). Please note that you will only be able to read publication of this diary on this thread after the 9 'O' clock watershed....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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