Wile7 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Vick Vapour rub. Suppliers were sought and Normans ghost managed to negociate a Bulk Buy with.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 out HM finding out. She had alrwady buried him once on duck Island, and any more nonsense would result in a call to the Ghost Busters. They were currently bust trying to contain the giant marshmallow man, who was attempting to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 waddle away from a sweaty Bailey who had just "finished" the last inflatable hedgehog by..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 taking up an offer of buy one get one free - on cabbage water in the Cinderford corner shop. Hmmm he thought, if I drink those I can.......... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 try to get a place in David Ike's British levitating team in time for the 2012 Olympic games. I'd better start practising now. - So without hesitation Bailey swigged down 86 bottles of Cabbage water (not a pretty sight) and tried to levitate, he crouched down and........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 flew to the local boys brigade meeting where he was spotted........... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 hovering 2 foot above the ground, attempting to touch..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Down. Every time he got close, he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 let out another little series of farts which increased his altitude, it was during one of these short bursts that............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 a shedder (who shall remain nameless) nipped out from behind a big bush (the girl was lying down) with a zippo lighter in the hand. As he lit the thing there was a moment of total silence as if everything was trapped in a large vacuum before the most horrendous....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 eruption of pungent botty gas, blew the lighter out, proving that Zippos are not actually wind proof. Having failed in his attempt, the unnamed shedder collapsed due to a lack of oxygen. Unfortunately, as he did, the lighter fell from his hand, and struck a rock. As the top was open, the flint let off a spark resulting in..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 a flame, followed by a larger jet of flame, followed by a squeal that was getting more distant by the second as the Bailey was launched into the stratosphere. He soon passed out as he started his first orbit of the Earth. His last conscious thought was "I hope I make it back for the Fish & Chip run and I wonder if Dave Jackson has finished with my Pet Sop Boys...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 His first waking thought, a few feet from the ground, was "That looks like........ 🤔" 😳 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 the fountain at Trafalagar Square? Why are there so many tourists pointing their Nikons at my tattered arse on display for all to see? How do I get back to Shed Land? Where is Shed Land in the UK? Who lit that match?" So many questions, they all went unanswered, as the footage of his amazing maiden voyage had been caught by Sky TV and NASA. A large black car pulled up and he was whisked away by men in black suits, taken to Downing Street and presented to the Prime Minister who asked him- "I can see that you do not have a weapon of mass destruction, but can you be ready to launch in 45 minutes? If so you could.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Transport me and my family to the carribean for our holiday. It is very much deserved, and I hate flying on cooercial flights and having to mix with riff raff. Having hears the request, Ash decided that the better course of action was to turn round, bend over and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 sh1t on Prescott's shoes. Prescott was acting PM, he'd been acting all his life, and acting Pre Menstrual came easy to him, the fat fish-city to$$pot. 🙆🏻 Seeing the sh1t on his DMs, Prezza said...... 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "I'll carry this motion to the Houses of Parliament and have it passed as law" It was then that the whole nation realised that Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Bailey was a bout to get one of Fat boys best right hooks, just this chap here .....go on - on the ed son !!! as the telly cameras were rolling throughout the whole fart ridden occasion . Bailey saw it coming tho, he shouted Oi fatty ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy", ducked quickly and Wile 7 got the full force of Prezza's right hook squarely in the ballcocks... What no-one seems to have noticed here is that Wile7 is actually 11 foot tall, so his ballcocks were just at the right height for Prezza's fist 😳 Wile reacted badly, calling on his encyclopaedic knowledge of Enid Blyton books by shouting........ 🤔 K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "I SAY DICK, SHALL WE HAVE LASHINGS OF GINGER BEER, MMMMMM; LETS" Everybody found this a rather odd reaction, Tony Bliar was heard to say........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 "Thats not Enid Blyton......" and Wile shouted "of course not you tosspot. Its a Tarrantino movie ❗ So instead of "I SAY DICK, SHALL WE HAVE LASHINGS OF GINGER BEER, MMMMMM; LETS" Wile shouted.... "Hey you lousy lazy feckers, take some of this you fecking feckers, eat my sh1t and die a painful death covered in blood and guts!!!!" and casually he tossed a bunch of loaded bananas stapled to an inflateable hedgehog into the middle of the room. Chaos ensued.... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 During the Chaos WILE7 climbed onto the Bailey, they flew through an open window and escaped to the relative safety of the shed. In the confusion Prezza punched Bliar hard on the nose. Bliar said "Sorry John" Meanwhile back at the landing strip outside the shed............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Edited by - strongy on 12 Aug 2006 02:50:51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Norm's ghost was cutting down brambles and digging out the bull rushes. HM came up to him and said............... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 "Bloody Hell ghost! You work sooooooooooooooo much faster than you used to when you were flesh and blood!!! I should have done you in years ago". Norm's ghost just looked, stuck a McDonalds straw into his bottle of Pinot More and took a mighty suck. Suddenly............. K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 nothing happened, but it happened so suddenly nobody noticed until........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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