Wile7 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 Wile wakes up in a horrible sweat. What a horrific dream ❗ He falls off his newspaper bed at the end of the shed and looks up towards the other end where, in the distant candlelight, he can just make out the figures and moanings of Strongy and Ash having an arse bandit Frenzy with eachother and a large sausage. Quietly, Wile sneaks back into his pit and tries to ignore the horrific goings on. However, suddenly the door of the shed bursts open and in come......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 the OFSTED inspectors ........... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 😬 😬 😬 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Looking for Wile7 to offer him a job, as they knew he was not gainfully employed at the time. Unfortunately upon seing the scenes going on in the shed, they decided.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 31, 2006 Author Share Posted July 31, 2006 ...not to bother. As Wile was already an OFSTED and ISI Inspector ( ) he had a quick word with the chaps and all was put into perspective. Whilst Ash and Strongy continued thier sausage orgy, tthe OFSTED inspectors left and Stinky Dave arrived on the scene..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Looking for his lost bottle of cabbage water.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 and holding his cabbage patch doll under his other arm ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Apparently,as he had passed rapidly through the museum, he had managed to collect this from an innocent.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 cabbage standing in the corner Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 who cried her heart out as she'd just been give it as a birthday present by her aunty from Brussells. Her Collie dog, Brassica, was pretty upset too;............. Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Edited by - Hugh Janus on 1 Aug 2006 18:15:50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Sprouts.... Sprouts ... where are you ??? This is the name Ivor Ardelmet called his pet .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Lamb, which was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 being mercilessly taken from behind by a crazed Welshman called ................ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Ivor Whoppa, he had entered the sheds by hiding in Stinky Daves back passage. He was sent flying through the shed door like a comet whilst Stinky was doing his best to defend the attack from upstairs. Sporting a pair of cruddy, singed eyebrows he climbed back into the shed through the side window (which had been blown out during the blast) squared up to WILE7 and said - "you think that was a bad dream, just you wait and see what I've got in store for you my bearded wierdo with no fixed profession" With that, he produced an industrial sized jar of economy............ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 anal lubricant which tasted of ............... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 ....Supercheese R250 -the scale in Tesco's only goes up to 5 *confused* Supercheese R250 must be REALLY strong *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Germolene.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 and English mustard. Rather than bolt for the open, still smoldering doorway WILE......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 decided to move house when he returned ton ormality, so he could avoid all of the hoax calls. The only thing he was unsure of was how he was going to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 do it. Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 ... so having decided to do I.T. he suscribed to the open university course to try & find out how these compootah thingamabobs worked Within weeks he had learned how to ..... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 find porn and.... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 clear all evidence from his history and cache of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 his numerous and prolonged searches for spanking material. He'd spanked at most computers he'd ever used; once the cache had been cleared on this one he had to... K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 re-boot it and spank it some more. It was during one of his spanking sessions that the postman knocked on the door. He delivered an urgent on-line package consisting of a large box of assorted..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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