CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ...but unfortunately, the increase in pressure, caused by compressing his stomach was too much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 W H O O O O O S S H H H H. this time the force flew him headfirst, in a straight line directly towards the Cinderford Sheep, Cross-Dressing and Ammusing Novelty Items Museum...... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 During his brief visit, as he flew through, he quite enjoyed himself, and made a mental note of the address so he could.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ...donate his collection of rare Camel Feet and Goat hooves in his will. He felt that along with the 2ft 4" high viewing ladder this would form an exceptional addition Upon his demise (which he now felt was sooner than expected due to an incident with a sheep of little virtue) the collection would be transported to the museum on the back of a Cinderford hay trailor. He imagined the scene as the street urchins ran after the trailor whooping with joy and praising the generousity of one of the famous Cinderford sons. Other donations included the infamous Wile....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Collection of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Gary Glitter albums, Michael Jackson skin-care lotions, Estee Lauder perfume, high heels from Freeman-Hardy & Willis and a bondage suit once owned by Siouxie Soiux. Wile couldn't shift this lot on Ebay because......... Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 He would miss it too much at weekends, leaving him in a quandry of what to do with all his spare.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 make up and....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 would the 'kids still dig him' now he looked older... Strapping on his truss, he went........ 🤔 Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 down to the local boys brigade meeting where he was spotted........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 and the doctor gave him some ointment to get rid of the spots 😳 He then asked the doctor .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 why people kept on ignoring him. The Doctor said........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 It is because of the smell of the ointment used to treat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 the sores on the inside of his tender thighs .......... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Which were inflicted upon him as he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 adjusted the carbon fibre handle of his meat cleaver hidden deep in the deep depths of his deep silk shorts ......... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 which were being modelled by a Mr P Davis at the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 along with the "twin set" he'd stolen from Princess Margaret in 1969, the same time he'd looked up her.... Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 in the local phone directory, so that he could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 ..find out how to spell F L A N G E and hence ............... Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 but STILL managed to mis-spell them as HANG and FENCE, which led to some serious confusion when ... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 he got a job as chief executioner. He surrounded each of the condemned with some 6' lap larch which took some time (after carefully making sure each corner was level) before hanging them. The trouble was many of them escaped the actual hanging before he had even levelled and capped the four posts and set the rails. Sadlly Davis didn't last long in this job, and moved on to pastures new. His next job was testing........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Persil's amazing cleaning properties on Stink Dave's disgusting underpants. He'd found that nothing short of carbolic acid would remove the brown skiddies; the black ones needed more than that, she he tried using....... 🤔 Having the dents knocked out of the MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 the angle grinder, lubed up with a fair dollop of KY yelly which he found ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 In a can of worms he opened to finish his decking...... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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