Ash.Bailey Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Lager flavoured lizards. Each one containing a green olive wrapped in sliced chilli pepper gently inserted in his mouth. This gave him some ideas. So off he went down to the kitchen to dig out his jumbo bottle of chilli peppers in sweet vinegar together with his kebab sticks before wandering back up stairs to............... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 his dungeon of desire........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Where the full size manakin of Lara Croft was waiting patiently for him. He approached cautiously, as Lara had her weapon in her hands.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 3, 2006 Author Share Posted August 3, 2006 😳 😳 😳 Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Wile had his weapon in his hand, or more precisely between his fingertips Lara would never have noticed as she'd taken her glasses off to enable her to...... K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 laugh riotously........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 at the row of small rodents ..... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 who sudden ran from beneath Wile's new ankle-length skirt towards Stinky Dave; who had sneaked into the room wearing a mayonnaise-splattered Gimp suit. The lead rodent.... K16 00C MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG (But at least it hasn't got bl00dy clamshells! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 had a diamond earing and a hairlip, which is unusual for a rodent but right up Stinkies ......... If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Dyll-Dough Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 trouser-leg the little fecker ran, before doing an emergency stop at the top, taking a quick bite on a dangly-bit and then it ran down the other leg, stopping for a crap on Stinky's new stilletto shoe 😳. Wile was wazzing himself laughing... 🤔 Eater of Pies, emptier of many barrels, converter of virgins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 but he failed to notice the loft hatch, and......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 And he slipped on the now wet floor, and fell on his arse. As he sat there in pain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 As 3 ton of dust fell on him. So there he was sat on the loft floor, in pain, covered in a big heap of dust when Wonky throws a large plate of .... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 feckin lumpy custard on his head. Of course...what do rodents like to eat most? You guessed it......Lumpy Custard ❗ At this point hundreds of rodents lept onto Wile's head and began to lick and chomp at the lumpy yellow stuff. Wile tried to shake them off but to no avail. Now his eras were being chomped along with his nose. AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cries of pain could be heard echoing around the walls of all the sheds in the land. Bailey and Strongy and Norm and Cagey and Wonky and Hugh and Stinky Dave just stood there laughing their socks off. What was Wile going to do? Suddenly, in between the sharp pain of rodent bites, he hatched a plan.....a cunning plan......... This entailed........ Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Dying - what a cunning plan. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Having decided what colour to dye the clothes of the people stood around him, he proceeded to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 dye them white - everything they had on was dyed white. It was a wonderful white day and (as he slowly wiped clean his head and body of lumpy custard, sawdust and rodent droppings) Wile suddenly started to feel much better What Wile forgot to say was that while he was dyeing all the clothing in the shed (and having locked the shed door) we now had Bailey and Strongy and Norm and Cagey and Wonky and Hugh and Stinky Dave standing starkers outside the shed. Out of nowhere, having 'read' about the L7CGB shedders, a bus load of japanese tourists arrived with their kodaks and Polaroids and all hell broke loose as seven bare arsed 'severners' took off in blind panic in all directions, hands cupped over their private bits (or in Baileys case just a pinky). Whatever could happen next????? Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 They were seen fleeing the seen in absolute dismay, and soon the local news turned up to see what the commotion ws about. The news became headline, and was broadcast on all the prime channels. After seeing this, channel four decided they would give them a call and see if they were interested in making a guest appearance on the up and coming w@an-a-thon. On hearing the news, the shy retiring Cagey, declined, and ran back to Toulouse. The other six, gleefully accepted, and made wonky the chief spoke custard. It was during the filming for the show that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 the guest presenter screamed from the shower .............. who flushed the toilet whilst I was washing my hair ........ its fecking freezing .......... she looked a bit mad - in fact this is her here top work with the camera phone Hugh If It aint yellow, wonky and wobbly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...and if you don't beleive me look here. Like a pair of monkey's fingers Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 *eek* *eek* *eek* Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Just looked at them again - 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 *eek* *eek* *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 😳 *eek* *eek* *eek* 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Are they real ? They could have your eye out Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 Eyes out surely 🤔 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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