MartinWoodham Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 mix up a nice stiff batter that could.. Martin Roadsports B with upgradeitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 let wonky make a map of the island on his/her (hairy) {flat} chest. Wonky carefulllllly sculputured away making peaks and troughs (large enough to take ya sump off ) untill finally the map was ready to reveal. Wonky told Chris(tina) to lay still untill Sarah Beeny arrived to do a right proper reveal - just like on the telly box. Word soon got out that Sarah beeny and her amazing breatsicles were coming to the sheds to reveal the map that told everyone whre wonky had hidden the secret stash of the world last known supply of curlyworlys and pink G strings made from the finest ewe hide . Sarahs car pulled up - a bright black streched Smart4two with 2 sunroofs for her bresticles. As the little door opened a small voice could be heard shouting from the back of the shed ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 blatant pic of the said breasticles for a little mid morning cheer up clicky here 😬 Edited by - wonkycustard on 18 Aug 2006 11:05:04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 *arrowup*The face that launched a thousand dredgers, I think *eek* K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 what face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 😬 Got it!!! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Holy smoke Both barrells loaded & ready to fire! 😳 😬 *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 My My, what big thumbs you have mummy. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 The voice of course had come from Wonky, but it was too late - that Volvo Estate in the background mounted the kerb and ran into Sarah's 🙆🏻 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 before bouncing off and destroying the neat picket fence on the opposite side of the road, along with half of the terrace Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 "Thank god my twin airbags didn't go off" exclaimed Sarah. Then she entered the shed and........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Absolutely nothing happened AGAIN!!! K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 so Sarah pulled funny face and became a football hooligan here Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 ,,,, and she bowled a googly to the Irish batsman......... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 which caught him right on his middle stump... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 but luckilly he had put his lucky box on ... Sarah ran over to him and asked .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 a rather stupid question......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 as to whether he would rather move from his cardboard box into a house... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 The answer was........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 he said, sod the cardboard box, you couldn't just rub these better as he ..... Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 took out a pair in plasticine genie lamps (slightly squashed)....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 as well as a canary. These were all artifacts that he had pirloined on a recent trip to a mining museum. It had been a slow day so he had filled his time wondering if an oil drilling museum would be a good proposition as this resource was also becoming less viable. However this did bring up thoughts of Arabia and Camels. (yes the more regular of you will see where this is going) As he pondered more his mind eventually ended up focusing on Camel Hooves. Then he had his brilliant plan to design little cloth garments to cover the hooves. As they would prevent lots of issues with moisture ingress and egress from the hooves he decided to call them Sluggies and Market them through Sainsbuggeriey. The first manin store o stock the items was the drive through on the M11 just north of Stanstead. This led to delivery problems such as......... Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 ...the inability to reliably land the ball on a length (ouch)... Cheers Tom FH54WLX - only the car supports ManU, honest! see here - UPDATED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 but luckilly the umpire said "Not Out" and when the team went off for tea, Sarah ..... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 asked the Irish batsman if he could make her a special extra large sluggie for her enormouse ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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