Hibster. Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 nothing happened again several times, in fact it happened so often that ............ Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 12, 2006 Author Share Posted August 12, 2006 ...nothing EVER happened until some kind soul told Norm's ghost to take the plastic wrapper off the straw. Then something happened.......the ghost of Norm sucked hard at the straw and....... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 nothing happened again. ☹️ There was so much not happening that it looked like Wonky's office or Stinky's trouser parts. Complete inactivity for months on end. HM came into the garden to watch nothing happening and........... K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 just then something started to happen. Thank feck for that everybody cheered. The liquid in Norm's Ghost's Glass slowly began to go down. It dropped straight through his ghostly alimentary canal and splattered on the floor by his ghostly little feet. "Nothing changes" said Lynne watching with amusement. Norm's Ghost looked very............. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 ....sheepish, which immediately aroused some of the onlookers from the shed. Suddenly..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Bailey's ear pricked up. "did somebody say Sheep?" he asked. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 Looking at the other thread I think it was your ear that pricked up Mr S...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 😬 The ironic thing is Dave the bloke in the cartoon is an absolute dead ringer for one of the guys from West Wales who attends our meeting 😬 Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 ... suddenly I put my finger up my nose and pulled out..... Rosssssss Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven to The French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 's favourite cuddly toy - a very clever trick to do if your nose is big enough. The toy was......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 15, 2006 Author Share Posted August 15, 2006 a full size fluffy elephant in pyjammas (sp? Don't wear them ). It really was quite impressive as normally its just snot that comes out mixed with boogers and bogies and chinese take away bits. Now there was a problem. As Ross tried to flick the elephant off his finger chaos was guaranteed. The elephant would not budge and this constant waving about of this full size fluffy elephant was sending shedders, cars, immportals, buildings and other things flying all over the place. Eventually with one great flick of the wrist (an inhouse Beaton speciality) the elephant shot off ( ) and...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. Groucho Marx Updated photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 sprayed Ross with the finest quality Elephant ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 come on this is getting silly now. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 said the elephant, whilst doing a double backwards flip with pike over the top of Martin Roadsports B with upgradeitis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Ross ........ - has nailing your window shut made you all serious Ginge ? 😬 😬 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Who was lying prone on the ground taking in the full effect of the Charity Fly by and aerobatic display of the second string (Reserve) Squadron of Inflated Hedgehogs. Whilst Ross could Parp for the UK in the international Parping arena he was silenced in amazement at the ability of these small Hedgehogs to blow colored smoke. Meanwhile over in the far side of the main arena Boonie was demonstrating his specialist skills in camoflague. So far he has demonstrated his ability to look like a standard lamp and a .............. Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash.Bailey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 elephant, whilst doing a double backwards flip with pike over the top of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 Christina Aguilera. She had come down to the shed to.......... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 borrow a 24" step laddder to enable her to put some clothes on. But being so thick she stood on the ladder and could not reach her Chaps and waistcoat made of............. Big ISSSSSSSUUUUUUE, Get your BIG ISSSSSSSSSUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ash.Bailey Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 which revealed her to actually be Delbert . The shed boomed into silence, the elephant, the hedgehogs wiley ,strongy, wolley and stinky Dave all sat there in horror looking at her (his) chest rug and pierced nips ( she has 8 pierceings apparentalllyyyy ! - can you name all 8 ??? (ears and nose only count as 3)) wiley slowly but shirley began to pour the 2 part foam into the canoe He spent a long time on it and it was a work of art. Almost the final phase was to fill both ends with polyurethane expanding foam. He duly ordered the bits from Mr Glasplies (an excellent purveyor of all things fibreglass) and it arrived in two packs covered with appropriately dire warnings about expansion ratios and some very good notes on how to use it. Unfortunately he had a degree, worse still two of them. One was in Chemistry, so the instructions got thrown away and the other in something mathematical because in a few minutes he was merrily calculating the volume of his craft to many decimal places and the guidelines got binned as well. He propped the canoe up on one end, got a huge tin, carefully measured the calculated amounts of glop, mixed them and quickly poured the mixture in the end of the canoe (The two pack expands very rapidly). we all stared as he was completing this and I looked in to see the end chamber over half full of something Cawdors Witches would have been proud of. Two thing occurred to me, one was the label which said in big letters "Caution - expansion ration 50:1" (or something similar) and the other that the now empty tins said "approximately enough for 20 small craft" Any comment was drowned out by a sea of yellow brown foam suddenly pouring out of the middle of the canoe and the end of the canoe bursting open. Wiley screamed and leapt at his pride and joy which was knocked to the ground as he started trying to bale handfuls of this stuff out with his hands. Knocking the craft over allowed the still liquid and not yet fully expanded foam to flow to the other end of the canoe where it expanded and shattered that end as well. A few seconds later and we had a canoe with two exploded ends, a mountain of solid foam about 4ft high growing out of the middle, and a chemist firmly embedded up to his armpits in it. At this stage wiley discovered the reaction was exothermic and his hands and arms were getting very hot indeed. Running about in small circles in a confined space while glued to the remains of a fairly large canoe proved ineffective so he resorted to screaming a bit instead. Fortunately a Kukri was to hand so we attacked the foam around his hands with some enthusiasm. The process was hindered by the noise he was making and the fact he was trying to escape while still attached to the canoe. Eventually we all managed to hack out a lump of foam still including most of his arms and hands. Unfortunately our tears of laughter were not helping as they accelerated the foam setting. Seeking medical help was obviously out of the question, the embarrassment of having to explain his occupation (Chief Research Chemist at a major petrochemical organisation and part timer pervy teacher - with clams!) would simply never have been lived down. Several hours and much acrimony later we had removed sufficient foam (and much hair) to allow him to move again. However he still looked something like a failed audition for Quasimodo with red burns on his arms and expanded blobs of foam sticking everywhere. our comment that the scalding simply made the hairs the foam was sticking to come out easier was not met with the enthusiasm we felt it deserved. in retrospect rather unwisely he had set out to do this deed in the hallway of the shed (the only place he later explained with sufficient headroom for the canoe - achieved by poking it up the stairwell) . Having extricated him we now were faced with the problem of a canoe construction kit embedded in a still gurgling block of foam which was now irrevocably bonded to the shed and stairs carpet as well as several banister rails and quite a lot of wallpaper. At this point his wife and her mother came back from shopping...... Oh yes - and he had been wearing the pullover Mum in law had knitted him for his birthday the week before. she ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 laughed her cock off, then....... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 *arrowup* Feck me Wonky......... ❗ Quiet day at work K16 00C The MANGO ORANGE HANDBAG No longer bent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debert Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 said the glorious Miss / Mr Aguilera, while giving the Wonkmeister a hand signal to .... *arrowright*Get a Mosaic Poster of YOUR car and help Nuke the Leuk here *arrowright*Pictures here Edited to say "I think this is one blatchat thread that MUST be published in LF" 😬 Edited by - Fletch on 17 Aug 2006 16:39:48 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 go and fetch the egg whisk out of the kitchen drawer, no not the electric one the hand one. So that he/she could Dry-sumped White Supersprint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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