Lucy

😳 I feel so cheeky if I ask for a ride. I know you are all so nice but I wouldn't want to be a spare part & I would need to find a ride for my hubby too.

I wish I had a 7 so I can join in the party

Unless it has a virus

Do you have cake Richard? Can I have a slice too? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

😳 MrToad - what are you like! Just beacuse you are dreaming of being turned into a prince it does not mean everyone else is. StEVEN you have no excuse Every time I come down here you filth it up........... I'm going back up to Chitchat where I can continue to discuss innocent topics - like Alex's Spandex Edited by - Membership Secretary on 2 Apr 2009 14:07:40

Well its my birthday next Wed but i'm not in work so I had my other b.day yesterday. (Yes i'm posh enough to have 2) One of the girls made me a half chocolate half lemon cake & I got a song and a candle!

On Saturday around 12.10pm. Seemed to be being followed by a biker & they both pulled over in to the bus stop opposite the Plas-Derwin pub. Very nice & made me so jealous! 😬

LA LA LA LA LA LA squashed tomatos & stew!

Did you get that joke from BBC radio 2 this morning by any chance

Hi Tbird, Welcome the the Club!

Mm I like it, but test again anyway. Counting Tests helps me sleep & I like the pretty colours

😬 (smiling with what appears to be spider legs in teeth) Well i'm all for recycling!

Lots of 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻 🙆🏻's 😳 Where did that lasagne come from ? AH HA That always brings me back down 😬 mmmmm Your evil plan did not work Mr Davis

The images in my head won't go away now 😔

I glad to see you got your BlatChat fix then Wile7

Surely this conversation can't get much lower DONT answer that & twist my words about going lower - its all too pradicatable 😳

Er......thank you for clearing that up

I can't find strikethrough - oh maybe I need to upgrade to Platinum membership for that? 😳

??? I like the IMPACT PURPLE LINES Edited by - Membership Secretary on 16 Dec 2008 15:24:21

I'm enjoying a cuppa tea & am fully satisfied after eating 2 slices of lemon drizzle cake & a choccy bikky. I'm going to resemble a whale by xmas Is this strikethough? What is this? and this? Edited by - Membership Secretary on 16 Dec 2008 15:24:09

Thank you for all your advice, I'm slowly improving but its probaly best I stick to walking (A pushbike is not practical Ash - Where would the handbag go? & then there's the issue of the pencil skirt?!) Edited by - Membership Secretary on 15 Dec 2008 12:45:37

I have just been kangaroo hopping all over Bridgend & Cardiff. It was bad enough trying to learn how to drive my new manual car after driving an automatic for 4 years but after having to drop off my new car back at the dealers as the brakes are grinding I have been given a PANDA to drive around in & the humiliation of kangaroo hopping in a Panda is nearly enough to kill me 😳 & then I go & tell all of you - i'm so bright 😬

Not if you buy biodegradable bin liners - then you would be composting your money insted! But I would not reccommend putting your full bin liner in the back garden as compost, although that seems quite popular in the block of flats I live in Maybe I should tell the neighbours that the rubbish has to compost BEFORE you spead it all over the garden or communal lawn Bless them

Great news & congratulations

How about this to take your mind off things: Questions you can't answer: Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on........ Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? There - i'm sure you feel better now if not more confused than normal! 😬