NormalVeranda

Fexk off you unruly yoooofs - I just got this place straight - neet and tidy I have little work to do now - especially since that odious child Davis Jr has left the 5th remove 😳

What feckin pseud you are using

Better than Fenland Pete and his wife / sister Petra

Actually Miss Violet , is that the correct use of an apostrophe ?

Master Read has a few that is true .

That's what makes Pseuds so much fun ( when used for good )

Me .... Never let it be said that

here

Went so far as to send in a collection of Butt Plugs he had confiscated when he was seconded to a unit the of Queens Own ......

Any some people were so shocked that they wrote letters of complaint to all the soft drink companies complaining that it was the duty of the designer to ensure that the containers were suitable for penetration in any oraffice . One designer , a rude old ...........

Drew Peacock lookalike doll with real ....

and complain that their accuracy was being compromised by fools with Chronometers and Carbon fibre watch winders. Meanwhile

Departed as some gentle souls in the big house near by had decided he was ....

Having previously splashed a Cheeky Vimto on her ....

should they not be renamed the Delbert Memorial Flight Infinate love is the only truth everythingelse is an illusion