Delbert Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Even though the President of the Pontypandy Whoretycultural had decided to close the curtains , revealing ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 a rather lewd image of La vache espagnole, Wiley7 and ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 a rather large empty box of Curly Wurlys, and empty Tizer cans littering the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM25T Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Unfortunately, this would inevitably end up resulting in .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted September 10, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted September 10, 2015 litter of the most obnoxious kind flying around the ethernet, rivalling the chaos created by the stripping dwarves of Lowering Thebar and Much Harder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 3, 2015 Author Share Posted November 3, 2015 "...please...MUCH harder.......you need to pull much harder....if I am going to remove these stepladders from my nostril..."Wile had forgotten the power of sugar crazed hedgehogs and camels buzzing on Curly Whirly and Tizer whilst trying to lay wall paper on the rear of the Shed without the stepladders. Thankfully, one last significant and brutal pull saw the stepladders withdraw from Wile's snout and seemingly there might be an opportunity to get some order back in the shed.However...it took just one quietly spoken yet cunningly directed phrase fom Wing Commander Strongy Tightarse the 3rd to throw a spanner in the works...."Right then.....who has the lighter fluid, Swan Vestas and a length of old string to bring warmth to this place?"The shedders were stunned. Feck. We forgot the key ingredients to make this work.Thankfully CageyH stepped forward from the pile of manure and empty Tizer cans to mutter those immortal words......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 "Cooo - eeeeee boys........... Anyone for a game of naked badminton?" The shed fell silent and everyone stared at the new sight of CageyH.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Or Ms Cagey H as she would now be now known as .apparently her cockloptophomy went well however the side effects meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted November 29, 2015 Author Share Posted November 29, 2015 that she spoke just like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Paul Davis before his voice broke ..... A more tragic tale you have never heardIt all started back in 1934 when Paul was a 3 year old girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 16, 2016 Author Share Posted April 16, 2016 who then grew up into a ladyboy type person working in Patpong in Bangkok.He was spied by a talent scout for 'Britains got [less] talent' and was snapped up for his act that involved shooting ping pong balls from his loins into a champagne flute filled with Tizer whilst eating a curly whirly. The talent scout grabbed Paul (or Paula depending on the wind direction) and whisked him back to Blighty and the L7C shed where..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 He took up with the Randy Old Gym Teacher servicing both the ROGT rather perverse sexual requirements but also Mrs Miggins the school cook ( again depending on the wind) he earned a living preparing a Triumph Spitfire for summer touring holidays with his friend The Ever Flatulent Feline who along with her harem of hedgehogs entertained troops in ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted May 5, 2016 Author Share Posted May 5, 2016 The back of a Ford Transit.Despite the allure of British engineering (Triumph, Ford ish) the decision had to be made that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 .....flatulent felines, hedgehogs, troops, Mrs Miggins's, Transits, Spitfires and ROGT's when looked at through squinted eyes through a rolled up copy of the Socialist Worker look a bit like a nice cold gin and tonic. The result was ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 5, 2016 Author Share Posted June 5, 2016 ....sublime.A new tabloid journal was launched called 'Shedders Weekly' that contained significant and copious amounts of advice relating to Tizer drinking (and how to handle it), how to eat a Curly Wurly without dropping crumbs, mounting a camel without treading on hedgehogs and many more exciting and useful tips to living in your own shed.Contributors were sought for the second edition and the first to step up was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Give Delbert an oppourtunity to point out a gramaatical error So were the contributors sought to be sorted ? Oh how he crowed on after 13 years of Delbertisms we could all now ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 26, 2016 Author Share Posted June 26, 2016 [dont know what you mean sir] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted August 7, 2016 Author Share Posted August 7, 2016 Bumpety Bump...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Blankety Blank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Wibble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 Wobble...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 Wibble encore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Waspberry wibble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted March 11, 2018 Author Share Posted March 11, 2018 Someone has stolen a camel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 12, 2018 Author Share Posted April 12, 2018 And no one has noticed......so I stole the hedgehog and ladders too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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