Delbert Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 then a thought came to himWhat if by some sheddly mirackle they had , what some would say is a medical impossibility , a boy child? Who would bring it up ?( can you see where this is going yet ?)What if they spoiled the boy ?( Come on this is getting too obvious)What if they were never married ?Then he woul dhave fathered a Brat Wurst .....Suddenly ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 19, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 19, 2015 the television sprung into life, not just spewing forth music and pictures but dancing on ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 .... the back of a Giant Turtle, that in itself would not have been a probem, except for the four rather large elephants the television had displaced,, there was a feeling of impending doom, almost as if the world was going to come crashing down, at that moment, and above the noise of the music, .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 ... a voice could be heard saying SAY YOUR GOODBYES. THIS IS THE END. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 All fell still and silent as his last breath slipped away and the world around him faded to blackness.. Apart from a tiny pinprick of light in the distance. He found himself rushing down a silver tunnel towards the bright, bright light. Momentarily, he found himself thinking that the light was brighter than his updated H4s before he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 21, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 21, 2015 turned sharp left onto the road to Damascus, where the chainsaws were being refuelled and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 a tank was shooting toys at Teady Bears in an attempt to convince the natives that contrary to popular rumour that commander Stinky Dave had lost his accuracy following the Vimto and Curly Wirly incident where the confectionary was inserted in the barrel of his snipers rifle . In actual fact all that was wrong was a slight adjustment , he wound his neck in and from then on in he could shoot , throw , or chuck his toys at any ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 ...fuka........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 23, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 23, 2015 coming out of The Sun, where teddies are not usually required, so the Barmy Army might... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 .. finally see the day where England can win the ashes 5-0, although using the teddies as cricket boxes ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 and Curly Wurly wickets did cause the West Indian team to complain that they could no longer use Jerked Plantain at silly mid off and that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Using toffee apples as cricket balls, and swapping tea for Tizer would make the game more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 24, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 24, 2015 predicable because the great batsman and future England captain PVC Down-Pipe, played a ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Mean pinball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM25T Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Which, as you know ...... is certainly .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjmmarsh Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 .. a load of Tommy rot as PVC's nickname was 'guttered' due to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SM25T Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 His frequent night time location after his drinking bouts at the Spotted Dog. Ufortunately this .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Spotted dog was not as it first seemed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 As it was not named after a Dog, spotted or not, it is thought the name was a form of hypocorism derived from the habit of the regulars getting the munchies and ordering the excellent Spotted Dick that the establisment was famous for, It was however also noted that the said establishment also operated as a house of ill repute, so it was unclear whether the regulars wanted pudding or had just noticed someones clothes askew, this often lead to ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 one of the more "adventourous" clientele , Neville, being caught more than once in a compramising position in the Pantry with his willy in a bowl of a certain vanilla and milk based accompanyment to the steamed pudding .When asked why he was doing this he claimed to be having a protest at the cleanliness of the kitchens, in other words he was " F****ing Dis Custurd" .So Neville was then thrown......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 or as some might say tossed .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 25, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 25, 2015 ... well tossed on the horns of a dilemma which brought a new morality to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 The hooves of various camels and llamas ......it had been a while since ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbird Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Llentil had curled up, with the village idiot, on the couch in the corner, chewing her cud and discussed the meaning of ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Area Representative Golf Juliet Tango Posted August 26, 2015 Area Representative Share Posted August 26, 2015 Antidisestablishmentarianism and why the low flying explosive supernumerary waitresses were so visible this evening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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