strongy Posted November 6, 2013 Share Posted November 6, 2013 Aunt Bessies frozen Yorkshire puddings so that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 They could use them as a protective armour when defending the shed from the Angry Armadilldo Gang who had decided a turf war was about to .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 Boys, boys, boys. Stop all of this fighting. Mr Ma has gone back into his refrigerator, its smoking really badly and there's a terrible smell!! SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF Actually, carry on, stinks out here *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Ahhhh, the smell . That will be because some fenland fool has let the Dyke......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted November 10, 2013 Share Posted November 10, 2013 Overflow with cabbage water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Quick! carefully place Stinky Dave down with his mouth open to catch the flow, insert Ashs Mum's ear trumpet in his arse, we are going to have to flare off this surplus gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 This of course brought out all the environmentalists and also the webbed wonders of Fenland who had never seen ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 a match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Better than Fenland Pete and his wife / sister Petra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 And so the ear trumpet did it's job. As the gas began to ease out, gathering momentum and stench, one brave shedder whipped out their pack of swan vestas. The assembled crowd went quiet. Then...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 they went a little tiny bit more quiet. The match lit and it nervously inched closer to Ashs Mum's ear trumpet, protruding from Stinky Daves arse. What followed next was a sight to behold. Wile7 had a rare flash of common sense, and, in last ditched attempt to blow out the match he lunged forward, his cheeks full of air, but at the last moment tripped and got his head wedged firmly into the ear trumpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Share Posted December 25, 2013 "This can't be good" muttered Wile as the rancid smell slowly began to fill his nostrils. Unfortunately he could not hear anything as his ears were wedged in the trumpet. Behind him, the gathered crowd decided that........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 A match was not enough, so they lit the brandy soaked Christmas pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted April 5, 2014 Author Share Posted April 5, 2014 It took a good few months for the fire to die down. Debris was strewn everywhere. The rebuilding was significant. Wile's rear end was reconstructed and miraculously the ear trumpet that belonged to Ash' mum was found, and recovered, embedded in a large oak tree about four miles away. So. A new shed is needed..... "Where to start?" Asked Wile...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcNS Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 All good things should never come to an end In the beginning a wise man said: ....a long time ago in a land full of italian exotica and lap dancing clubs there lived a man by the name of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 SPARTACUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 He had just finished building a wonderful cucumber and woodlouse zoo that covered 17 acres in the middle of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 ...the Atlantic ocean. It was too dark to sustain the zoo, but the real problem was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Pirate Barbie dolls sat astride inflatable................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 Camels......that had rather weird looking..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 ...nasal hair, which was a quirk of evolution, thus allowing them to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 knit while they swam. The first finished article was.... Edited by - strongy on 12 Jul 2014 09:52:34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 ...found in the 19th century in the intestines of a dinosaur. Archaeologists were keen to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 finish early that day so they could nip down to the Dog & Duck for a warm pint of mild and impress the local ladies by twirling their........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagle Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 ...drum sticks in a suggestive manner. The fine local ladies were so impressed that they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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