CageyH Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Camembert, where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 13, 2013 Author Share Posted October 13, 2013 Wile was sitting on an upturned barstool, supping his favourite ale whilst conjuring up a cunning plan to release the bugs from his beard AND strike back at the volatile and unwarranted abuse that he had been receiving. Suddenly, it hit him Smack bang in the middle of the forehead. Someone in the far corner of the shed had thrown a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Outdated curly wurlly that had sat in Powderpuffs satchel for too many terms half eaten . The Bartender then ripped off his mask and revealed himself as the scourge of all........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 pie-eating, transvestites that live in Cinderford - Ash Bailey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 13, 2013 Author Share Posted October 13, 2013 [silence....tumbleweed...] "He's alive 🤔 ❗" exclaimed wile as he rolled up one of the last paper-based autotraders and began to swat some of the camel flies that were now buzzing around. Ash squinted and blinked as his eyes discovered light again for the first time in many months. He turned towards Strongy and said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Day do dat don't day - suddenly he was Scouse . Everybody then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Birtwisle Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 wiped their bottoms and pulled their pants up. "Blimey!" exclaimed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 exclaimed Rudolf as he realised he had put his can of Vimto in his pants for convenience during his ablutions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 😬 😬 So Rudolf cracked open the Vimto and whipped out his collection of coloured straws to hand out to the gathering crowd of camels. As he began to hand them out something really strange happened.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Rudolf's arse fell off and a pair of wheels dropped down from his under his shirt to take its place, he bent back his arms and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 gave strongy and Wile the 'bird' before inverting his palms and sticking his neck out as far as he could. He then began to make an aeroplane sound from his mouth and from the small hole where his arse once was there was a slow but forceful emission of hot air and before our eyes dear Rudolf started to trundle off down the Shedly track at a great rate of knots. The camels stomped their hooves in approval and within a few hundred yards dear Rudolf raised his head, pointed his nose towards the sky and..... Edited by - Wile7 on 14 Oct 2013 23:38:18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Departed as some gentle souls in the big house near by had decided he was .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 a cook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Coo clock, traditionally made in the Cinderford museum for cross dressing sheep (and other novelty items). Some people say it was a wind up, but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 it actually worked on static discharge caused by the friction between the lambswool and Ash Bailey's velcro trousers and gloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted October 16, 2013 Author Share Posted October 16, 2013 which made the fella a rather sparky and flash little thing. Unfortunately all this static activity caused the cuckoo to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Cuckoo like a cuckoo does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalVeranda Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 and complain that their accuracy was being compromised by fools with Chronometers and Carbon fibre watch winders. Meanwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 over in the coffee machine section of the shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 A discussion was going on about which was the best method to make a hot beverage. Wile was of the opinion that instead of fancy bean to cup machine, and fancy machines with grinders sat next to them, all you really needed was a little help from The Merioneth and Llantisilly Rail Traction Company Limited, and a decent instant coffee. So Strong decided to pick up the phone and see if Ivor was available for an experiment (one which didn't involve curly wurlies or hedgehogs of a flying nature). Waiting with baited breath, Wile decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 see how long he could hold his breath, with a large gobstoper inserted up each nostril and tennis ball in his mouth and a can of Vimto up his arse (although not strictly necessary, but Wile was very insistent). Cagey started the timing with a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Hop, skip and a jump. He fetched the sundial in from the shed garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 and plugged it in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 To the sun bed, found just behind the pile so curly wurly wrappers and CAA rules and regulations for Hedgehog squadron formation flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 The sunbed began to make a sizzling noise, the lid flew open and a very red-looking Mr Ma leapt out, clutching his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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