PAUL MARRIOTT Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?" The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: (Wait for it) (Get your best Chinese accent ready) "You not Nissan Main Deala?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Blimey, didn't realise he was for sale VX HPC - Loud and proud here Watch out, whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gamma Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 First dibs please - subject to photos and operating manual being up to date Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Don't the guidelines stipulate you must give a guide price 😬 VX HPC - Loud and proud here Watch out, whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrolhead Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 and will the price include delivery 😬 NE7Club Web Site R5 no 65 😬 Trackday 2nd April Edited by - Petrolhead on 28 Apr 2007 08:57:08 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Normuss Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 If I want him can you 'Gonads' him to me? VX HPC - Loud and proud here Watch out, whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil_K Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Paul, YHM 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Gamma Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 *mad*It makes me really cross, I don't think you should be getting personal profit from such a sale Surely such an item should be posted with any profit going to charity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 is this another bulk buy of parts from China? I assume that 'Nelson Mandela' is Norman's new alias then? Martin Aero'd supersported ex-Roadsports B...anyone got a cheap LSD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy couchman Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I'm going to complain - this is a con. I ordered one of these years ago and it took over 27 years to arrive. Apparently, held up by customs. Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinWoodham Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 *arrowup*yes, but you got a free song in the meantime... Martin Aero'd supersported ex-Roadsports B...anyone got a cheap LSD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickrick Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Maybe it was "Free Nissan main Deala" 😬 The older I get, the faster I was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jingars Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 When asked about the delay, a customs spokesman said; "The paperwork was initally lost on the Botha and then got held up by de Klerk" Taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL FLY Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 It is I, Le Clerc, Oops sorry wrong sitcom. 'Roy. See willfly.net for more info. If you don't spin you ain't trying Happiness is knowing you have just a tad too much power DVA 1.8K R345 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickrick Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 There was an African ad for margerine, "You can't put a better bit of Botha on yer knife" 😬 The older I get, the faster I was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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