The Comp Sec

I'm told there is a grudge match at the sprint on Sunday. Simon and Mark are at loggerheads as to who is a driving God! Closest to the class winner in %age term wins a case of beer! Simon is Steff's Class 1 and Mark in Alan B's R300 Simon will be ensuring the toggle switch under the dash is de activated in the Bowler R300 and since he tells me he is already a driving God may the best man win 😬 This will be a no holds bared event. They will run out of Class order after Class 3 prior to Class 4 so as not to provide any benefit of Smoking tyres to the usual pedallers It will also give the usual Class 1 and 2 competitors time to spectate and see how a car should be driven 😳 😳 😳 😳 *eek* *eek*

Don't get in with the wrong crowd. They will lead you astray and your times will suffer. Particular competitors to avoid are The Chairman (mind you now he is a member of the Saga 7's he'll have to slow down to the same drinking pace as his driving) Team Rioja is another to avoid and if he says he's camping I suggest you camp elsewhere or at least use high vis guide ropes on your tent 😬

I've been told you will be working at height on Saturday. Pleas make sure you wear your hard hat and harness or bring scaffold with you

Well that will mean some of you will need more than a few detentions to ensure the cars are clean enough for you to apply the polish.

Get the video's out lads if its going to be better than last year it will be bloody impressive 😬 I'm watching you all!

A NEW one

But was it a BIG or LITTLE off?

TM. I was not part of the championship when it used to go to Cadwell Park but I've been told Mist is a big enough (sorry didn't mean to use the word BIG 😳 )distraction for you. I'm surprised you have managed to get out of your down hill drive this week. I'm watching you all!

They may indicate that it has been restricted to 190 but similarly to this years Class 3 issues what people claim and what is submitted to our Awards Court as evidence are 2 different things 😬 I here next years Judges will be back again with far greater powers I'm watching you all!

I'd correct you if you were wrong. Simon just needs to have a few more lessons from the master before he is let loose on you lot.

First at something then

Bring your video cameras I'm watching you all!

Well we will have to get the tape measure out next year to check the width of the old man's rear tyres. That would put him in 5 😬

aaaahemmm 😔 Was that pointing down the hill from Rocket to School.