henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 OK Shedders. Evil sheds master plans are required. 1. Sell my chocolate teapot engine for scrap. The cams are worth more than the rest of it put together, as are the verniers 2. Sell my TB's - any shedders want them? 3. Sell my emerald - same 4. Take bonnet to bits and have it repaired (see earlier bad luck re barsteward ramming my car) 5. Remove anything removable from the car and start cleaning 6. Remove everything else from car leaving me with rusty chassis 7. Complain loudly at arch that their chassis went all rusty. Then give in and pay them to fix it 8. Rebuild car with nice shiny Trophy 160 engine, loom and ecu 9. Insert nice shiny new gauges into car. feel a bit chavvish Other than installing a walk in shower, dog biscuit dispenser, fuzzy dice and go faster polish - what else does the mighty shed reckon i could do to further destroy my car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Carbon, carbon carbon, lots of carbon In the parallel dimesion ..... Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisb Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 1. Sat Nav (Boring) 2. Air Conditioning (Extra weight for a convertible) 3. Big retro look Carbon fibre rear wing (Shouldn't every car have one?) 4. Electric "One Touch" windows (Why not?) 5. A lovely set of "spinners" (A great choice can be found here 6. One of theose paint jobs that goes from green to brown depending on the angle viewed from (mmmm tasty) 7. Blue neon washer jets (A must for all occasions) 8. Dog guard 9. Those little valve caps that light up when the wheels go round (Aren't they great?) 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 given that it doesn't really matter which side the exhaust comes out, if I were in your situation I'd look seriously at putting a 2.3 Duratec in to make it the ultimate touring tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil.cavanagh Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 1)electric hard-top retracting roof ala SLK etc 2) BIG sub-woofer in boot for 'kicking toones' 3) DVD entertainment seat in back of headrests for back seat passengers 4) er... back seats? 5) bling bling neon lights under side skirts 6) err big C/F side skirts 7) some of that magic suspension that lets you make the car bounce up and down when at the traffic lights. that should do ya. ps could be interested in TB and emerld (does it have EU3 connector) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Might consider the TB's and very nears but only if at least 2 priests (of different orders) have excorsized the parts 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mav Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Delbert - the TB's are sound. they are not the evil bits... You'd want the ECU to go with them btw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 My car has suffered from evil EXTERNAL influences..... You can see the piccies of th internals on the website, under technical I believe. Just look for the section on either engine or TB's But the TB's and emerald are available. both in good nick as they haven't done any miles as the car has spent 12 months broken! have managed about 5000 good road miles in it in 12 months. horrible thing. (comapred to the 35,000 in the first year of ownership). Am not going to advertise in the for sale area until all you shedders have had a chance to think about it some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 will it connect to my loom this 4 pin 3 pin thingy that Myles mentioned. I tried to look like I understood at the time not realising I might need to understand at some time When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 cup holders and coat hooks are essential. Without these you're not one of the boys! I've got both in the 7, they're called HM. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Mem No 2166, the full story here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 I want to put speakers in the back shelf to complement the ones in the front footwell. I need to install a nice little dab/mp3 player rather than one of those crappy cd things as my cd's keep getting scratched and stood on. need a cigar lighter to power all of my accessories too. need a courtesy map reading light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 and beans, lots of beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Might I also suggest A crucifice, Garlic and a stake 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 ok - how about a vial of holy water for emergencies. I need about 3 or 4 litres of it, in a bottle mixed to about 60% strength with nice pure filtered water for emergency cooling purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 An insence (spelling) burner hanging from the rear view mirror 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave hard Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Dave, can I interest you in a VHPD engine + 6 speed gearbox One (mostly) careful owner Caterham 21 VHPD - one of the few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 crucifice How about a steak, yummy, nice & rare please Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 What's a Trophy 160 motor? Perrrrrrllllleeaaasssse don't tell me it's a stinky old K-series......? Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 No, it's where you drink 160 pints of Whitbread Trophy and hence don't need to worry about having an engine any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Hmmmmm, wondered what to do this weekend 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Bill Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Trophy 160? Isn't that a triumph bike engine?! Finally a BEC 21! BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Mmmmmmm..... beer..... ggggggrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............! *tongue* Isn't it a Trophy 180? Old aircooled parallel twin with about 40bhp? Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted November 12, 2004 Share Posted November 12, 2004 Thats more than enuff 😬 When you realise the worlds not nice just drop your pants and slide on the ice!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry21p Posted November 12, 2004 Author Share Posted November 12, 2004 I've got MAIL! everyone here is very nice. luv yoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Nothing changes does it Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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