Sue Dinnim

This is no yolk you know ❗

SWMBO has just had a go at some Little Bustard who was knocking the tops of the plants in our garden. He made some snipe about our dogs as they ran out barking at him too. Especially brave as he had about 10 of his mates with him. Still he jumped when the dogs started 'owling before the brave pills kicked in. What a lark!

These jokes are beginning to get a bitterne the tame side for this forum. Usually it doesn't take much for someone to pluck up the courage to make some smutty joke.

sorry but that had to be got in there somewhere.

Thanks Tom.

I will gladly do a swap. You give me £15950 and I'll give you the car. 😬

We plan on heading down your way before the end of the year so I will drop you a line and we must catch up for a beer.

Oh wren are these jokes going to stop ❗

Still at some stage there will be some flaming(o) funny ones for everyone to laugh at.

Due to a forthcoming relocation in a southerly direction I am selling the trusty steed.

2000 Superlight 1600 on 'X' plate

10k miles

Colour orange

leather seats

full weather gear

currently fitted with RiF aeroscreen

black pack

all the usual superlight features

carbon fibre nose cone

competition exhaust

springs set to 280lb

uprated master cylinder

22% rack

Q/R Momo wheel

FIA cut out switch

heater

MoT till Feb '06

Tax till Aug '05

I have been told this is worth £15950

photos can be found on the link in my signature

My number is 07774 600021

A few photos

Edited to add that this is also on Pistonheads

Edited by - duncanp on 8 Aug 2005 16:29:08

I did mine on my own. I had to as there was no way SWMBO was going to help so I let her go out whilst I did it. (Petrol helped light her up again afterwards) 😬

It took a couple of hours or so. I fitted the mirrors myself but I didn't fit the nearside one as I couldn't hold it in the righ tplace and sit in the seat to see if it was ok. I have found that the two mirrors are ok but don't try the car to see what it's like with no mirrors. I did and turned back to home after about 30 seconds.

at 08:10 this morning.

Don't you think it was a touch early to be going to the pub though. 😬

It depends on who it is Rich. In the case of Dan it was just until the lights went green.

If I don't like the owner very much I just lean out the window and wave.

I was the one leaning out the window of the black focus you were having a conversation with. 😬

Have fun this evening.

If I may make a suggestion as to where to place the strips of foam. I cannot claim to have thought of this but I have seen it on another owner's car.

Place the foam sztrips on the underside of the bonnet. That way when you lift the bonnet off you have a clean scuttle and nose cone and the foam is inside the bonnet where most people don't look.

A mistress is a thing that comes between

 

a mister

 

and a

 

matress

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only if you're doing things right 😳

You had a fair way to go in the queue too.

I was the fool hooting and waving from the focus.