Doug Jackson

I say....This place is really going downhill.....First that naughty Mark Jackson gets all silly and now he brings in his friends to spoil it for everyone. I'll definatly be last in the 'choosing the footie team' queue now. Edited by - Doug jackson on 2 Jul 2003 07:59:54

Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter- Nina Simone (So good they named it Twice.....Sorry folks) great song name Edited by - Doug jackson on 26 Feb 2003 10:05:24

Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter- Nina Simone great song name

Oh lord be praised....I've created a swearing monster 😬 ****ing Great! Edited by - Doug jackson on 26 Feb 2003 09:58:10

It's strange you should say that Paul because the aforementioned Newholm was called Rancid F*nny Batter....in the Edwardian Times. 🙆🏻 I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick

I was on a Bi-wheeled blat a couple of years ago and my mate slowed down and pointed to a sign where someone had modified 'Hutton Roof' to say 'Button Moon'. I had to stop the bike and roll around for a while giggling.......easily pleased eh! 😬 😬 I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick

http://users.firenet.uk.com/flynn/dwaynedibley/sillyplacenames/sillynames.html Laugh I nearly Pooed. No really ....i nearly did.

Breaking The Law -Judas Preist Did you know it's still technically legal to hang a welshman if they are in Chester after Midnight.....wibble....wiblle..etc I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick

Whitchy Women- Da Eagles

(You're The) Devil in Disguise- Elvis....UhhUh

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes - Dinah Washington

Ciggeretes and Alcohol- Oasis I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick

After being involved in some agricultural vehicle design, I've been shocked that manufacturers seem to have no inclination to 'clean up' the pointy and nasty part of Tractor/machines to make them safer. It's cost I guess. I remember seeing a safty sticker in a 60's MF cab......"IN THE EVENT OF THE VEHICLE TURNING OVER, KEEP HOLD OF THE STEERING WHEEL"...quite common but still worth a chortle! If I see another I'll steal for Mark's 7.....although I'll have to change it to.....When this vehicle is turning over... Boonie- Your Dad sounds a bit nasty....chasing the Peasents with the combine? I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick Edited by - Doug jackson on 17 Feb 2003 17:18:23

You had video's WOW. We had wood-cut engravings of wood cutters carving engravings. I must admit I enjoy the occasional episode of BBC's 999 when a Farmer(or suitably macho type) has an arm/leg/head pulled off by some machine. They always disregard any saftey but always magage to drive the tractor back to the farm to get help......even when they are stuck underneath it 😬 I apolojies for my spelling...I'm a bit fick

AND Defeat You...SMASHMOUTH Edited by - Doug jackson on 17 Feb 2003 13:19:57