Counselling Service

[Northern Banana]

For those struggling to come to terms with the new forum, who think life is now just too difficult to face and are experiencing hardship and genuine trauma from this momentous change - don't struggle alone we are here help.

If your friends and family members don't really understand and tell you 'to get a life', saying that they're maybe are bigger issues in life?  Get in touch you are amognst friends.

Call our premium rate number (initially you will be on hold for 10 minutes) 0333 07070707 (£7.00 per min) which offers assistance on such important issues and coping strategies covering; life without smilies, my eyes are burning due to white screen,  I'm so OCD I need to know to the thou what time a post was made, plus links to other support networks and third sector agencies.

We are feeling for you during this difficult time and are there to help....be strong!

[Ed White]

Hi, I'm a Nigerian Prince and I'll be getting a courier to ring your helpline for me. If he stays on for a long time, can you give him the change when he calls to collect my new and improved forum please?