RoyH Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I have here up for sale a brand new and unused stain still in its orignal wrapper. This is a very versatile stain and can be used on many items of clothing carpet or any other soft furnishing to give it that "used" look. The colour of the stain is dark brown and the packing simply describes it as "Cack stain made in China". What makes this stain extremely unusual is that it is a limited edition of 500 and is numbered 15/500. This stain can either be used as required or would make a fine addition to a stain collection. Edited by - RoyH on 29 Mar 2009 22:20:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Have you got any pictures of the stain???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 29, 2009 Author Share Posted March 29, 2009 Following a recent request from a potential purchaser I enclose a picture of the stain with an example of how it can be used here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Normans_Ghost Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 This should be in the "For Sale" section. along with all the other sh1t there. Norman Verona, 1989 BDR 220bhp, Reg: B16BDR, Mem No 2166, the full story here You and your seven toThe French Blatting Company Limited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Roy 😬 I have a stain just like that on my Power Rangers suit! 😬 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossybee Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I have a stain just like that on my gay cowboy suit! 😳 Kiss me where the sun don't shine, The past is yours but the future's mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Behave If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Is it for an SV or S3? Will it fit a green car with a stripe)? Im running A021s on 14" wheels and need to know it's compatible. If so, 1st dibs please nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 It is gratifying to know that Mr T has clearly considered this purchase closely, as can vbe noted by the nature of his questions. The great thing about brown, and about this stain in particular, is that it will co-ordinate with virtually any colour (except the same shade of brown, wherein the stain becomes invisible following application). With regard to SV or S3 I would comment that it would be preferable to use it on an S3 as the stain will cover a larger area of the car and will, correspondingly, look more effective. An additional option is that the stain could be applied to the tread of the A021’s thereby giving the impression that the driver has run over a cow pat. On being accused of same, the driver would have the opportunity to exclaim “Ho ho ho you twot, I put that stain there myself”. First dibs to Mr T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 What is the best oil do you think to use with this? On the other hand, if I were to use it on a crash helmet, what's the best make to choose? -----Ahem, Alfa, ahem No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Does the stain come with any odour at all? Will it adhere to a light covering of Stork margarine? and do you think we could do a bulk buy and raise some money for NtL at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Actually someone tried to sell this stain here before: please check before trying this on next time Feb 2007 September 2008 January 2009 Ahem, Alfa, ahem No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Are you SURE that this stain is new, it looks very similar to a stain I saw quite recently on a power ranger suit Dicky Hill (good breeding always helps in going faster than the others ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxbiggar Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I regret to inform the house that the stain from my power ranger suit fell off on saturday night in the loos at the Courtfield Arms. Picture here ☹️ I was unable to collect it before some clod-hopping forester stood on it and destroyed it before it could be deployed elsewhere. If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower 😬 Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted March 30, 2009 Author Share Posted March 30, 2009 To all the doubters out there I have to say this: My stain has never been advertised before; it is a new sealed stain with a faint aroma wafting through the plastic; I suspect that this aroma may be reatly magnified once the stain was opened. The stain comes with a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY and was classed as a grade A stain. The stain on the Power Rangers suit was a mere sh1t stain very likely caused by the driver frightening himself on a race circuit which resulted in a loose bowel movement. This stain could be spread or mixed with Stork for a most effective diahorrea- like consistency; conversly it could be rolled into pastry and cut according to whether one wished to imitate mice droppings or a horse's evacuations. Flexibility is the key with a stain of this quality. Althouh I have made no reference to this previously as the vailidty of the writing on the top left of the wrapping has still to be validated it is believed to be from the world famous Brown Chopstick factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I saw this stain on the Robin Hood forum - prove it's not just a fake? One wipe with some Dettol and it'd be gone Ahem, Alfa, ahem No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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