Delbert Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 nope " Gentlemen " of our age avoid them 😳 Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 her mother has got a mild form of mastitis Ahh you missed an opportunity there - she needed a bit of a massage whilst junior was feeding and it would've sorted that Trouble is now he's not feeding at all it'll make the mastitis worse in the short term ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Way more information than required Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 *arrowup* I hope you're not speaking from personal experience there WC 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Naaa I found it a doddle ... 'less is more' definitely applies in my experience. My son put on nearly a 1lb in his first week 😳 My somewhat 'larger' friends suffered all sorts of ailments and problems, but I'll spare GTD the details!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My son put on nearly a 1lb in his first week Constipation in infants is terrible , so few natural remedies !!! Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 😳 My son put on nearly a 1lb in his first week Were you feeding him Guinness and pies? 🙆🏻 Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 What Guiness on the left one and mashed poi on the right 😳 Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 It's an interesting thought! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I think it was bananas and chocolate milkshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 My mind is awash with images 😳 Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Milkshake in week 1 - is that legal? -----Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Damned kinky either way Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 chocolate milkshake To achieve this :- Step 1. Get bottle of chocolate sauce Step 2. Remove undergarment, smear chocolate sauce all over the 'delivery' area Step 3. WC jump up and down alot to shake the 'delivery' area Step 4. Allow baby/son to have chocolate milkshake 😬 (Gosh babies are such lucky so and so's ) Dicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 WC jump up and down alot *eek* You must be joking!! I'd just given birth to a 9lb 9oz baby (with big shoulders ) It's no wonder your poor llama has mastitis ... what have you been making it do!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I knew he was a pervie sort of guy This is why he fits in so well down in the shed Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 How can anyone who buys his knickers and bras from M&S be described as a perv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Roy sweetheart, I get my underwear from Damart, it makes sure that my "ladies parts" are always warm and welcoming for you 🥰 Love Shandy xxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I get my underwear from Damart Exchange and Mart more like Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Village Idiot Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 I knew he was a pervie sort of guy Oh come on thats a bit rich coming from you 😔 Now really and truely, which shedder can put his (or her) hand on their heart and say they haven't tried the old 9 1/2 weeks "eating food off the naked body" thing . . . . Places on 🥰 Not me Dicks 😬 . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyH Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Walks into the shed with Shandy's knickers on his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibster. Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Sniff sniff What is that smell of wee ? Supercheese R250 Caterham pictures here 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 buys his ... bras Sounds pervy to me Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbert Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 just cos the Dixon fizzzeeeeeeek is honed like a taught wirey thing Us with Moobs need the support Leave no more than a footprint, take no more than a photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTD Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Not after 5 nights in Hungary this week, it's not - wonder what cup size all those chips, mayo and fried cheese lunches have endowed me with! Warning - no Caterham content here No Eco town here please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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