Wile7 Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 wakes up in a cold sweat...... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 that's not sweat *eek* *eek* Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 That's eau de toillette! 😳 It was at this point that Wile decided on his new product marketing strategy for 2008. His new years resolution was to sell an aftershave, called "Wile". But for this, the beard would have to go, so without any further ado, Wile set off to the.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 No it wasn't..... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 Stick to the story man! Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted December 30, 2007 Author Share Posted December 30, 2007 OK. Sorry Guv. So......off Wile went to get his face as smooth as a baby's bum. He was just about to enter the Barbers when a stunning sex god walked up to him and said 'Hi there you cute bearded fella.....'. Wile was stunned but was able to reply...... 'Hi Delbert - what you doing here?'. Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile7 Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 Delbert obviously was not interested so.......... Dave Ardley. White Xflow with Clams The Bearded Clams King Clam Of Clam Hill! NEW Updated Photos here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Wile thought he would wait another six months to see if he would change his mind. Meanwhile, Delbert went off in search of the Marmite mine, which is believed to be located in Blaenafon. So.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 F E C K Enough of the Girls, Arse, Feck - just DRINK!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 it all he said.... Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 ... and reached into his backpack for... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbarella Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 ...........a large ball of string, but when he put his hand in the backpack, something bit him AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH he screamed, pulling his hand out of his bag and finding that attached to his fingers by vicious fangs was......................... A Woman's Place is - in her Se7en Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Mr Ma........ Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 ... cintosh the notoriously nasty Highland terrier who had just escaped from ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkprincess Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 ...Adeyfield high security canine prison for previous .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CageyH Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 cases of fraud of trying to be a small chineese person, who hid himself in a toolbox to try and get to the wonderfulland they callthe shed. Only dead fish go with the flow....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindyMiller Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Having failed in his quest and been involved with an adjustable spanner from the toolbox he decided to ......... Windy Red and Black 1.8K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boonie Hound Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 regenerate. Well, he said, it's the latest thing to do and if it's good enough for David Tennant it's good enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La vache espagnole Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 ... and before he could finish his sentence there was a blinding flash of light and a blood-curdling scream. When Wile peeped out from where he had taken refuge behind the sofa he was flabbergasted to see... nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 that he had accidentally pressed the button on the teleport device he had been working on; and inadvertently teleported his trousers and undergarments to the National History Museum, where.................. Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 ... a small group of school children were bemused to see the diplodocus suddenly wearing a pair of beige farrah's and a damart thermal body belt. Meanwhile upstairs in the Darwin gallery someone was about to ... Edited by - WindyCat on 2 Jul 2008 13:36:56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 open up........... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Voyant Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 a can of worms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 in her sandwiches!! So she quickly ... Edited by - WindyCat on 2 Jul 2008 13:44:02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strongy Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 removed..... Dry-sumped White Supersprint Webshots here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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