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Nuts and bolts


N Blower

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A young wife complains to her GP, that her husband of twpo weeks has lost his prowess in bed.

 

The doc says that he is probably on too soft a diet, or out blatting, and recommends that she mixes some broken dog biscuith his morning muesli.

'Come back in a couple of weeks, and tell me if there is any progress', say he.o]

 

2 weeks later she reappears

'How is the patient?'

He is dead

'Really?'

Yes, he was sitting on the drive, licking his nuts, when I reversed over him. she said sadly. *eek*

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