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The new boss


Alan L

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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new

boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

 

On a tour of thefacilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The

room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

 

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks,

 

"And how much money do you make a week?"

 

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make

$300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams,

"Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

 

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room

and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

 

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,

 

" He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's. "

 

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This story really happened to my old company - a very Old School Tie insurance broker in the City and the chairman of 20 years ago, except it was BT engineers reading a paper in a basement room.

 

This is the same man who, whilst on his annual tour of the 'shop floor' came across a young girl who's desk was decorated ready for maternity leave, and imparted the following gem:

 

'A word of advice for you, my dear...hire the best nanny you can afford!"

 

Priceless...what a tit. *wink*

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