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"Okay, class, we're going to play a game today," said the

third grade teacher. "I want everyone to give me a sentence

with the word 'perhaps' in it."

 

She then goes around the room asking each child.

 

Mikey says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give

us any homework."

 

The teacher says, "Very good, Mikey."

 

Clair says, "The sky is very dark, perhaps it's going to rain."

 

The teacher says, "Very good, Clair."

 

Little Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school my

sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their

ankles. Perhaps they were gonna sh*t on the piano." 😬 😬 😬 *eek*

 

deeps *smile*

Deep down you know it makes sense. *idea*

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"Okay, class, that was too easy; we're now going to play another game," said the third grade teacher. "I want everyone to give me a sentence containing the word 'charming' TWICE."

 

She then goes around the room asking each child.

 

Mikey says, "Perhaps if we are charming, the teacher won't give us any homework."

 

The teacher says, "That’s not what I asked for, Mikey, I said a sentence containing the word ‘charming’ twice and you only used it once."

 

Absolute silence, except there’s Johnny with his hand up. Fearing the worst the teacher said, “OK, go ahead Johnny”.

 

Little Johnny says, "Yesterday, when my sister came home, she said to my Dad. “Dad, I’m pregnant”. My Dad said, “Well that’s charmin’ f*ckin’ charmin”.

 

BRG Brooklands SV 😬 It seems that perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away. (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

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