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he's been at it all night with a number of folks, myself included. i personally don't like name calling, unless its directed at politicians 😬 *thumbup*

 

Steve B

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USA 2005: How the West Was Driven

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Scene:

Sporting Field, in particular a running track.

Five competitors run onto the pitch.

 

Commentator (John Cleese):

Good afternoon and welcome to Hurlingham Park.

You join us just as the competitors are running out onto the field on this lovely winter's afternoon here, with the going firmunderfoot and very little sign of rain. Well it certainly looks as though we're in for a splendid afternoon's sport in this the 127th Upperclass Twit of the Year Show. Well the competitors will be off in a moment so let me just identify for you.

 

(camera zooms in on the competitors)

 

Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene.

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Nigel Incubator-Jones, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he's a stockbroker.

Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket.

And finally Oliver St John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards, thought by many to be this year's outstanding twit.

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today.

Now they're under starter's orders...

and they're off.

 

etc, etc...

 

All in the best possible taste you understand 😬 *tongue* 😬

 

BB

 

PS It was stolen from here *cool* *thumbup*

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