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736 million

 

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, euthanasia is legal, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink

 

 

Steve B

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Edited by - Steve-B on 14 Jun 2004 19:50:47

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The Rogue Nation of Zillop is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 854 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

 

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Zillopite casinos, artists are pillars of society, and guns are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zillop's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the fart.

 

Zillop is ranked 3rd in the region and 100,902nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector.

 

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My issue to be solvedm today - threw this name up!

 

After several reports of pet Sheds violently attacking, injuring, and even killing citizens, there has been growing pressure from public safety activists for the government to take action.

 

The Debate

"These creatures are a danger to the public and must be destroyed!" says Alexei Wong, representative of the Public Institution for Social Safety, Equality, and Direction. "I was attacked by one just on the way here and I nearly lost my life! They're a public menace. We must shoot and burn them!"

 

Any relation i wonder *confused*

 

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Hey Steve - Are you ZILLOP *confused*

 

If you are .... as the UN rep, can you please let me rejoin "The Land Of Make Believe" coz i am stuck in the region of "Lazarus" and in wanna be wiv the shedders

 

Lee sent me the password to join orriginally, and now i lost it ☹️

 

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Zillop is LLW...

 

...my founding nation seems to have sunk without trace, along with all control of the Land of Make Believe! However, the password might just be "shed" or "sheds" (fingers X'd)

 

 

 

Edited by - Lee on 16 Jun 2004 13:22:20

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Oh, here you go....

 

14 days ago: The Disputed Territories of Mobile Classrooms ceased to exist.

15 days ago: The Free Land of Mogoid departed this region for Lazarus

15 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Pinkfluffia departed this region for Lazarus

32 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Hoopdom ceased to exist.

41 days ago: The Republic of Blatdom ceased to exist.

43 days ago: The Disputed Territories of Shedly Peeps ceased to exist.

48 days ago: The Increasingly Paranoid Duchy of Numptyland departed this region for Allied States of EuroIslanders

54 days ago: The Kingdom of Kumbalyah ceased to exist.

56 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Bucks Fizz ceased to exist.

57 days ago: The Free Land of Novelty Spoon ceased to exist.

 

 

 

Keep BC free and open for ALL. Membership No. 43xx

 

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The Increasingly Paranoid Duchy of Numptyland

 

"Our Mothers are Porn Stars"

 

UN Category: Father Knows Best State

Civil Rights: Good

Economy: Strong

Political Freedoms: Outlawed

 

Location: Allied States of EuroIslanders

The Increasingly Paranoid Duchy of Numptyland is a huge, devout nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 760 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

 

Euthanasia is legal, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, organ donation is compulsory, and there have been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is a problem. Numptyland's national animal is the Coral Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Spud.

 

Numptyland is ranked 294th in the region and 92,511th in the world for Best Weather.

 

 

 

Steve B

Big Black Beast^3 SV VHPD

USA 2005: How the West Was Driven

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