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I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.


"I want to live forever," I said.


"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."


"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup."


"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.



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