IanW Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish." "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England wins the World Cup." "You crafty bastard!" said the fairy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ. Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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