WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

[LL_female]

Should give all you girls a giggle! Not sure about the boys.

 

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

 

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

 

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

 

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

 

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

 

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

 

SHE: I must've been given your share.

 

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

 

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

 

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

 

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

 

SHE: Okay, get out.

 

HE: I think I could make you very happy.

 

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

 

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

 

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 

HE: Can I have your name?

 

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

 

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

 

SHE: I've already seen it.

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

 

SHE: Hiding from you.

 

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

 

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

 

HE: Is this seat empty?

 

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

 

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

 

SHE: Do not enter.

 

HE: Your body is like a temple.

 

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

 

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

 

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

 

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

[Mrs Mav]

 

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