Grytpype Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 She gets out of the shower and stands in front of the mirror complaining that her breasts are too small Uncharacteristically for him, instead of his usual words of commiseration, he makes a suggestion. "If you want them to grow, why don't you try rubbing a few sheets of "Andrex" between your cleavage for a few moments every day?" Willing to try anything, she tears off a few sheets and starts to rub gently between her breasts. "How long will this take to have any effect?", she says "Oh, it'll work over a period of years", he replies Not convinced with his answer, she asks why. "Well, it worked for your bum.gif didn't it!" . . . . . He lived...... and with a great deal of therapy, may even drive his Seven again tongue.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Mav Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 Very witty, teeth.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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