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Puppy Love...... or in the Doghouse


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She gets out of the shower and stands in front of the mirror complaining that her breasts are too small


Uncharacteristically for him, instead of his usual words of commiseration, he makes a suggestion. "If you want them to grow, why don't you try rubbing a few sheets of "Andrex" between your cleavage for a few moments every day?"


Willing to try anything, she tears off a few sheets and starts to rub gently between her breasts. "How long will this take to have any effect?", she says


"Oh, it'll work over a period of years", he replies


Not convinced with his answer, she asks why.


"Well, it worked for your bum.gif didn't it!"






He lived...... and with a great deal of therapy, may even drive his Seven again tongue.gif



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