Not a football joke

[PAUL MARRIOTT]

A team of sociologists are planning an experiment in isolation.

They send an American, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island,

and

arrange to come back and pick them up in a years time to see how they have

adapted.

The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks

amongst themselves.

I'm an engineer" says the American, "So I'll handle building a shelter".

He turns to the Frenchman and says "You French are pretty good cooks - why

don't you handle the cooking?"

The Frenchman agrees, and the American turns to the Japanese man "That

leaves you to organise the supplies" he says.

The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks.

A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have done.

They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with

having to live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with

verandas and porches and balconies.

The American comes to greet them, and when they express their surprise about

the house he just shrugs and

says "Yeah well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went to town and

did the place up"

The teams are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they are

greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food. The

Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs "I had lots to work with" he

says, "This island has loads of edible herbs and plants."

The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them inquires

about the Japanese man. "Oh we don't know what happened to him"

explains the American, he ran off into the woods to sort out the supplies

and hasn't been seen since.

They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is

organised.

 

 

They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out

from behind a tree, stark bollock naked with peacock feathers

sticking out of his arse and shouts......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"SUPPLIES!!"

 

 

[peter_964rs]

Please post more like this one!!!