Tracks

[deeps]

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together and they

were getting a little testy. One morning the first friend says, you know,

we're starting to get on each others nerves. Why don't we split up today,

I'll go North you go South and tonight at dinner we'll share our

experiences over the campfire. The second friend agrees and sets off South

while the first one hikes North.

 

That night over dinner the first man tells his story.

Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a

canyon and had lunch, then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I

sat and dried off I watched a deer drink from the stream. The wild flowers

were filled with butterflies and hawks soared overhead all day. How was

your day?

 

The second friend says. I hiked South and came across a set of railroad

tracks, I followed them until I came to a beautiful young woman tied to

the tracks. I cut her free and gently lifted her off the tracks and we had

sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally I was so tired I could

hardly move so I came back to the camp.

 

WOW ! the first man exclaimed, your day was MUCH better than mine, did you

get a blow job as well?

 

Nah, said the second man over his meal, I couldn't find her head