Doug Jackson Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral". She holds up the tiny pink elephant. I mean, what in the world is this? you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone". (Yeah!) sweetteeth.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Riches Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Corniest thing I've heard in ages, blo*dy good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budjuggler Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 teeth.gif R770 VOM (with cycle wings)id=green> Anniversary id=yellow> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeps Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 The plate goes quite well with that yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wag Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 When I was a lad, there was a firm called Vale of Mowbray which made pork pies. They used to have the initials painted on the side of the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coose Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Yak Yak Yak. Keep it up my good man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morls Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Mmmmmmm.... Pies smile.gif Mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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