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No names, no pack drill but early this morning a ruddy faced farmer type heard 170 miles away swearing as a yellow and black flying fecker made a "bee line" for his real gonads and stung him on the upper thigh *cry*

 

Could have been worse, could have got him directly on the slug.

 

W

 

PS it wasn't combine but a prize for guessing who has a swelling tonight.

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DYKer Bill, i think the " swelling " has gone down now. Have you finished your "erection" you were busy with this morning. You were messing about with trampolines *rolleyes* *rolleyes* if i recall.
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yep big and bouncy up and running. 14ft and ugly as sin in the garden.

 

Cost £400 quid to buy and a grand of my time to erect the bugger! Next year daughter will get a quad bike if I have my way.

 

 

W

 

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