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Wedding Nite


KevSull Too

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A Wedding Nite

 

A young couple left the church & arrived at the hotel where they were

spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne &

began undressing.

 

When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong

with your feet? Your toes look all mangled & weird. Why are your feet so

gross?" "I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

 

The bride was satisfied with this explanation, & they continued undressing.

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled up her

nose.

 

"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy & deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she

asked. "No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."

 

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing

continued, her husband at last removed his underwear. "Don't tell me," she

said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"

 

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