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Doug Jackson

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TOPTIPS

 

A Hedgehog trained to scuttle up and down the table from guest to guest makes an unusual mobile cheese and pineapple cube nibble dispenser at cocktail parties.

L Traintu Clarkesville

 

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding under the covers.

Charles Holley Newcastle

 

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate.

Mr KVL 74IY Lincoln

 

Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and attaching them with a length of nylon fishing line. This can then be worn around the neck.

B Morgan Criccieth

 

Office workers. Avoid distractions from your important paperwork by making 'blinkers' out of two Post-It note stickers, one stuck to each temple.

Fanny Cyclops. South Norwood.

 

A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

 

 

Meandering to a Different Drummer

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