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A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:

"Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me

again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bastard

bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?".......

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